Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Identity of Hairy Prison Guard Revealed!!


Over the course of the past couple of weeks, I have received multiple comments from a blog reader that does not have an official, Google assigned blog identity and his/her name is "hairy prison guard. I believe there have been some variations on the name, but the name "hairy prison guard" seems to be the common and most consistent usage.

After a significant amount of investigative research (and with help from the Google spies who have infiltrated every computer on the planet by the time of this writing) I was able to track down the true identity of this individual calling himself/herself hairy prison guard.

It is now time for the unveiling. Hairy prison guard is:

hairy prison guard

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous provided this enlightening comment...

Are you drunk? That guy is much better looking than Hairy Prison Guard

11:59 AM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Yes, I am drunk. That's how I roll.

1:12 PM, October 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous provided this enlightening comment...

I thought hair prison guard was Caroline?

1:24 PM, October 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous provided this enlightening comment...

don't cry after you read this, Flamingo, but you've only had your blog for 9 days.

2:55 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

9 days is more than one week, correct? So that is really over this last full week and a big chunk of the prior week. That's a couple of weeks in my book.

Hairy Prison Guard is a stickler for precision but I think 9 days can be referenced as "over the course of the last couple of weeks."

But I am drunk. That's how I roll.

3:58 PM, October 26, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous provided this enlightening comment...

Do you cry more when you're drunk or when you're sober? Either way, I respect you.

4:03 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Linda,

I have determined not to post a picture of myself at this time due to the fact that rival motorcycle gangs would love to find me and knock me off. It's a security thing.

5:41 PM, October 26, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I cannot answer the question whether I cry more drunk or sober.

I am always drunk. That's how I roll.

5:48 PM, October 26, 2005  

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