Update...
I checked my inbox this morning and Joss Stone has not yet e-mailed me.
However she is still smoking hot, so I thought that one more day looking at her wouldn't kill any of us.
Joss, I won't wait forever. I may have to move on to Natasha Bedingfield if you don't respond to my advances soon.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE:
Just in case Joss Stone doesn't respond, I e-mailed Natasha Bedingfield on her official website (apparently you can go there and ask her a question). So, I asked her whether she likes balding, paunchy, middle-aged married men with two kids. I await her response. No, I am not kidding...I did indeed send her that question along with a link to this blog. It is only a matter of time before we are either together or I am served with a no-contact order.
In any event, the race is on. The first one to respond gets me.
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 9:41 AM
15 Comments:
HOO-HA?!?! You can't refer to my future sweetheart's music as "hoo-ha"!
I must now challenge you to a fist-fight or some other physical demonstration of superiority so that I may defend her honor.
Unless you want to hook up with me and Roxi and ride around in her car for a while.
I am responding and my answer is Yes. I like balding, paunchy, middle-aged married men but minus the two kids.
I believe I responded first. Do I get you even though I have excluded the kids? Is that allowed? Could you refresh me with the rules?
I like Natasha's make-up, particularly her eye make-up. I want to learn how to do that.
If one of the two children know how to apply eye make up such as Natasha's picture, I will include that One child in my answer of Yes. But ONLY ONE.
For PDD, Joss Stone and Natasha Bedingfield - the rules are simple - you have to take the entire package - no substitutions allowed.
I made a call and Mad Dog says he is pretty good with eyeliner but struggles with blending the eyeshadow. He did assure me that he was working on it.
Fog - I have considered what you have said and while I truly appreciate your warning, I feel compelled to say to you that this form of fraud is not distasteful to me.
After all, many women (i) wear makeup which can substantially change their appearance and (ii) get fake boobs.
Any one of these embellishments may be deceitful, yet the impact is positive. Accordingly, I have come to terms with this form of treachery.
I am not a fan of the bee-stung lip look, however.
HA! Velvet makes a good point. My curtains most definitely match my carpet.
PDD: 1
Natasha: 0
HA!
You do indeed have a good memory Velvet. I don't have a carpet, by my choosing. But if I had a carpet, it would match my curtains. I should have been more specific, sorry.
I did not ask her that question from her official web site.
I think it is still too early in our budding relationship to raise that.
Pinky:
Listen to the velvet, he is wise.
http://www.natashabedingfieldusa.com/
Please feel free to go to this site, select Q&A and ask Natasha yourself.
I have put my heart out there to her and I do not want to do anything to jeopardize my chances.
Now that I know you put your heart out there to her, and me being the jealous bitch that I am, I will jeopardize your chances.
You are supposed to me all mine. All Mine!
Velvet, you're lying. I am the one with the sixth sense.
Additionally, your personal psychic advisor, me, predicts you will need to supplant your Ipod with hearing aids, the big and unattractive ones.
Your personal psychic advisors advice: Don't let this discourage you from making love to your wife every second monday.
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