Friday, April 21, 2006

Update...



I checked my inbox this morning and Joss Stone has not yet e-mailed me.

However she is still smoking hot, so I thought that one more day looking at her wouldn't kill any of us.

Joss, I won't wait forever. I may have to move on to Natasha Bedingfield if you don't respond to my advances soon.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE:



Just in case Joss Stone doesn't respond, I e-mailed Natasha Bedingfield on her official website (apparently you can go there and ask her a question). So, I asked her whether she likes balding, paunchy, middle-aged married men with two kids. I await her response. No, I am not kidding...I did indeed send her that question along with a link to this blog. It is only a matter of time before we are either together or I am served with a no-contact order.

In any event, the race is on. The first one to respond gets me.

22 Comments:

Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

I did some research into this Joss Stone character on iTunes, and I have to say the Fog doesn't roll that way. I can't listen to that hoo-ha.
Now to cleanse myself, I will be listening to "My Little Buttercup" by the Three Amigos on repeat one for the rest of the afternoon.

10:00 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

HOO-HA?!?! You can't refer to my future sweetheart's music as "hoo-ha"!

I must now challenge you to a fist-fight or some other physical demonstration of superiority so that I may defend her honor.

Unless you want to hook up with me and Roxi and ride around in her car for a while.

10:03 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I am responding and my answer is Yes. I like balding, paunchy, middle-aged married men but minus the two kids.

I believe I responded first. Do I get you even though I have excluded the kids? Is that allowed? Could you refresh me with the rules?

10:24 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I like Natasha's make-up, particularly her eye make-up. I want to learn how to do that.

If one of the two children know how to apply eye make up such as Natasha's picture, I will include that One child in my answer of Yes. But ONLY ONE.

10:26 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

For PDD, Joss Stone and Natasha Bedingfield - the rules are simple - you have to take the entire package - no substitutions allowed.

10:28 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I made a call and Mad Dog says he is pretty good with eyeliner but struggles with blending the eyeshadow. He did assure me that he was working on it.

10:34 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

I'd be wary of this Natasha character Flaming1. You must not trust women when the curtains don't match the carpet.....

10:36 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Fog - I have considered what you have said and while I truly appreciate your warning, I feel compelled to say to you that this form of fraud is not distasteful to me.

After all, many women (i) wear makeup which can substantially change their appearance and (ii) get fake boobs.

Any one of these embellishments may be deceitful, yet the impact is positive. Accordingly, I have come to terms with this form of treachery.

I am not a fan of the bee-stung lip look, however.

10:53 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

HA! Velvet makes a good point. My curtains most definitely match my carpet.

PDD: 1

Natasha: 0

10:53 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

I thought you didn't have any carpet? I have a good memory too. Especially when it comes to all things apholstery.

10:57 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

HA!

You do indeed have a good memory Velvet. I don't have a carpet, by my choosing. But if I had a carpet, it would match my curtains. I should have been more specific, sorry.

11:01 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

I think you need to adjust the score then it should read:

PDD: 1,000,000,00
Natasha: 0

Unless and until she weighs in on the status of her pelt.

11:05 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I did not ask her that question from her official web site.

I think it is still too early in our budding relationship to raise that.

11:07 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Pinky:
Listen to the velvet, he is wise.

11:08 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

http://www.natashabedingfieldusa.com/

Please feel free to go to this site, select Q&A and ask Natasha yourself.

I have put my heart out there to her and I do not want to do anything to jeopardize my chances.

11:15 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Now that I know you put your heart out there to her, and me being the jealous bitch that I am, I will jeopardize your chances.

You are supposed to me all mine. All Mine!

11:33 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

Is that water boiling I hear in the background?

11:48 AM, April 21, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Velvet, you're lying. I am the one with the sixth sense.

Additionally, your personal psychic advisor, me, predicts you will need to supplant your Ipod with hearing aids, the big and unattractive ones.

Your personal psychic advisors advice: Don't let this discourage you from making love to your wife every second monday.

12:03 PM, April 21, 2006  
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