Thursday, October 05, 2006


GET THE LEDD OUT!!! - Click on this link dummy.

This is just like when they banned dancing in Beaumont...well, not really, but...


Anonymous Kagemusha provided this enlightening comment...

"Zeppelinn, 47, was charged in July 2004 after he chased and sideswiped two teenagers who had egged a sign erected on his lawn that said: 'Welcome to Auschwitz.'

Zeppelinn had erected the sign to protest more than $500 in fines he had been assessed by the town for garbage collected from his yard.

Town officials weren't happy with the sign - it went up just as judges from the national Communities in Bloom competition were due to arrive. (Lacombe ended up finishing second to Dauphin, Man.)"

What!!!! This idiot cost Lacomb the title in the Communities in Bloom competition!

In my day the town lynch mob (comprized of Zeke from the garage, Bud from the hardward store and Billy Bob--not currently on duty with the sheriff's office) would have strung Zeppelinn from the town's memorial oak (planted in solemn remembrance of our revolutionary war forefathers), and then held a picnic beneath his dangling corpse (complete with the volunteer fireman's brass band playing jazz music from the whitewashed gazebo).

Man, town vigilantes have gone soft. Dang liberals.

3:28 PM, October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous provided this enlightening comment...

Uhhhh....edited to my rage I failed to notice that the town is in Canada. So forget everything I said about the revolutionary war and lynch mobs.

Canadians have always been soft on crime.

3:31 PM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

You folks from Colorado City are a rugged bunch. The Canadians could learn a thing or two from you...and your wives.

3:36 PM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger ~d provided this enlightening comment...

Uhhh, did you say Dread Zeppelin, dude?

7:52 PM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger josh williams provided this enlightening comment...

I remember reading oh about 25 years ago about a guy (Lawyer) who Changed his name to Natty Bumpo and his wife and children adopted the last name of Bumpo. Natty Bumpo from the Last of the Mohichans fame James Fennimore Cooper. I may change my name and post a sign in my yard, when I do this I know my life is complete and I can RIP

8:27 PM, October 05, 2006  
Blogger Toby provided this enlightening comment...

Give the loon no quarter.

5:47 AM, October 06, 2006  
Blogger ~d provided this enlightening comment...


9:33 AM, October 06, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I cried when Ren went to the city counsel to convince them to allow dancing in Beaumont.

One thing that I never understood: If dancing was illegal, how were they all able to know the precise steps to that huge dance number at the end of the movie?? That part has me baffled.

10:33 AM, October 06, 2006  
Anonymous kagemusha provided this enlightening comment...

It's because all of the kids used to sneak across the bridge and over to the bar from earlier in the film. But on Sunday these same kids would sit in church and try and look pious as John Lightow railed against dancing. All the time they were doodling dance steps on the edges of their prayer books working out the smashing Footlose finale. Hypocrites.

11:26 AM, October 06, 2006  
Blogger Satan provided this enlightening comment...

i will eat your children

2:53 PM, October 06, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Satan can perform abortions without a hanger.

Kagemusha, you are to perform 10 "Hail Mary's" with showside Bob as your only back-up singer.

9:27 PM, October 06, 2006  

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