Apparently Born to Flock is Being BOYCOTTED

From time to time, we all run into dipshits out in blogland. I am somewhat vocal (I guess) and I draw in my fair share of those types. One of these guys stands out and irritates me almost as much as Tidy Bowl. Since I have dealt with that topic previously, I will move on to the next blog-ruffian - Hairy Prison Guard.

This guy has apparently spent one too many days in solitary confinement. My guess is that he is some sort of a red-neck, inbred bumpkin (ie Tidy's brother and husband) that got his jollies out of exerting his will over those in confinement. Now he thinks he can punk me like he did those prisoners under his watch. Tidy and Hairy seem to share the same opinions - I can't help but wonder whether they know each other.

I will not soon be sharing a shower facility with you Hairy. If you do not like the subject matter here, perhaps you should move on. I will share the same response with you that I shared with my good friend (whom I like to talk about incessently) Drea. That is as follows:

"This is my blog. There are many blogs like it, but this one is mine.

"My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

"My blog, without me, is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must fire my blog true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I WILL...

"My blog and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. WE WILL HIT...

"My blog is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my blog clean and ready. We will become part of each other. WE WILL...

"Before God, I swear this creed. My blog and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace! "

Tidy (I know you still read my blog as a guilty pleasure), please note the non-traditional use of the quotation marks. To buck tradition one step further, I am also quoting myself (which such quote was, of course, ripped off from the Marine Corps).

Unlike Tidy, I interject some original thought with my thievery.

I encourage Hairy and Tidy to continue their BOYCOTT. Drea can stick around since she has a giant hard-on for me and wants me to butter her muffin.

Confidential to Hairy - a BOYCOTT is when you stop purchasing a product or service in order to exert your political or personal agenda on someone. That would mandate that you actually stop coming here and leaving me comments. Please start BOYCOTTING me the correct way.

Confidential to everyone else - I declare a reverse BOYCOTT on Hairy. I have added his link back to my Blogs of Note. Feel free to go there and tell him what you think about him and his "blog."