Enough Muffin Butterin' Let's Talk About Atheists
Link to Atheist Ten Commandments
I am not an Atheist. I have never claimed to be an Atheist. I did find this interesting.
I am certain that this is simply Satan's way of separating us from knowing Jesus...so Tidy should steer clear of it. It may result in thought, which, as we all know, leads us to question what we know and what we believe. It could lead to doubt which starts with "d" (as does damnation).
Anyway, what I find interesting about these Ten Commandments is that they are generally reasonable positions. How can you demonize a human being that follows these ten simple rules? How can you ostracize Atheists?
Anyone want to set the over-under on how many responses start with "Well, the Bible says..."?
Meanwhile...back at the ranch:
Link to: Hi, My name is Pat Robertson and I am an idiot
Whose philosophy is more "Christian"???
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 4:21 PM
18 Comments:
Being african we don't know much about this God dude here in the jungle, but he sounds like a larf.
We do know a lot about buttering our muffins though...
I've been called an atheist my whole life although in truth I am Agnostic, but Christians normally don't recognize the diference...also I can't spell very...um...good. So I am going to a hell which I don't believe exists. Damn.
what the fuck is wrong with this guy that every time something happens he is sure it is becuase god hates someone... when he dies a horrible dramatic death i'm sure it will be because god hates him.... ok ok... it will be because he's an idiot, but that's getting away from my point.
All of his "god talk" is giving me the urge to down a fifth and smoke a doobie for breakfast...
Anyone care to join me for breakfast at NWG's house???
I think the lockness monster's philosophy is more christian.
After reading this post, I now know the amount of people who are afflicted with Downs Syndrome: a million and one - All of Pat Robertson's viewers and, of course, himself.
Thanks for the education, Pinky.
Now, I'm off to see the wizard.
Nowhere Girl,
I'm already on a plane for your place with a bottle of Don Julio in one hand and The Pendulum in the other.
Where the hell have you been, lord?
There are many dimes on this island that need to be stroked. The Pendulum does not function at an elite level by sitting at the computer.
Besides, New Years is my busy season. You should have seen the shit that went down here on New Years Eve. My Zebra thong was torn to bits.
Well, I glad you had a "blast"
I think I can speak for everyone else here...Dongley, I would read your blog if you had one.
I would love to see posts that included photos of various polynesian island groups and shredded thongs.
You are my hero. Interested in a threesome with Drea???
I don't think Drea would enjoy things around here.
Take New Year's for instance. We were getting things out there as usual, when some strippers from the 'big island' walked up. The Shlong's New Years luau is pretty well known. Anyway, I don't know if it was the Don Julio or the prodigious map I showed them but you'll imagine my surprise when those three set off Molokai's first ever snowball fight right there on my porch! It was a scene man. All I could think to say was DAMN then I passed out.
I just don't know where Drea would find a place to jump in. She'd have needed snow pants for sure.
PDD I would be happy to butter your muffin.
Just tell me when!
Jungle Jane, NWG, Femi - I would also be honored to butter your muffins.
Does this count as baking? If it does, I am going to start calling myself a Masterbaker.
he he he
I would cream my pants to see a Dongly Schlongford blog...
Masterbaker.
Hee hee.
*Alright, so I'm a little slow. This is an old post anyway..
MsAmber
Question:
If Pat Robertson came down ill and his kidneys ceased to function, would he spin it:
It's a miracle that he's still alive, and he's managing through all his treatments? or
God is punishing him by making him stay alive with all these illnesses?
Hmmmm.
MsAmber
If that happened, I would hope that one of the other religious leaders would pop up and claim that he was being smited by God for failing to follow his faith.
That would be delicious...but I am not wishing for any terminal illness to befall him. I am simply wishing for him to be struck mute.
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