Happy F'ing Holidays
Work is going nuts.
Home is going nuts.
In less than a week I have to travel FROM SUNNY ARIZONA to the frozen tundra that is Iowa (see photo of what it will look like where I will be next week).
So, I get to spend a ton of money to get there, work my ass off twice as much as usual....for this.
Meanwhile a friend of mine here in my office will be on a cruise to Acapulco and Cabo.
Life is not fair.
P.S. Hairy Prison Guard is a dirty scoundrel.
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 5:26 PM
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Now you know how I feel.
Greetings from Cleveland.
Buck up, don't eff up! And do I not remember some big hairy Viking telling us all to quit our bitching and give thanks just a few weeks ago in a Thanksgiving Eve post?
Hmm?
Now then, you will find out how much I let the cold and snow bother me if you drop in at my place today (12-15-05) and view the pic my dearly beloved took just for you people.
You are my love nuts
Fine, ERIN! I am grateful for the opportunity to freeze my ass off in 10 inches of snow (for $2000+ in travel costs) when I could be playing golf in Phoenix.
Did that sound sincere??
Hairy Prison Guard you are not capable of boycotting anything since you are a glorified buffoon.
Pinky, whatever offensive thing you said in the past to this buffoon, I suggest you repeat it again.
PDD, that guy has been harassing me for months. I used to have his blog on my Blogs of Note, but he was too damn annoying and didn't post enough, so I dropped him.
since being dropped, he has been absolutely on my ass and constantly attacking me. If he knows what is good for him, he will back off. I'm not about to disappear like NWG.
FYI, it is still legal to carry a handgun in Arizona as long as you have it out in the open. Cowboy law lives and I live in a cowboy state.
Isn't there a new movie out about cowboys?
Are you that kind of cowboy?
Do you like going to bars and asking other men if you can push their stool in for them?
There is a new movie out about cowboys, however I am not a stool pusher.
I'm a little concerned about HPG, however - all those years working in prisons have probably made him a little "curious."
Pinky, I want to ride you like a good cowgirl should!
Do cars actually work in the ice cold arctic that is Iowa this time of year? I thought people just forgo the automobile and get out the huskies.
Pinky, put that gun to good use; stick it up HPG ass for curiosity's sake
Phoenix, they actually have plugs for some of the cars. The plugs go to a little heating element on the engine block that keeps the oil in the engine from becoming thicker than Karo Syrup. Batteries die all the time due to the cold.
the last year that I lived there, my car battery died and I took my gloves off to remove the battery cables (in below 0 temperatures with a 26 below wind chill factor) and I received a case of frost bite on each of my thumbs - it feels the same as if you burn your fingers on the stove. Not fun. I had to get out of that god-forsaken place. The only upside is that it wasn't Canada.
PDD,
I assume you mean reverse.
I prefer the chains of the church, with the key thrown away. You bending over to fellate that Priest.
I prefer to sit back and view all of this from my crystal ball while munching on popcorn.
Dongley,
killing two birds with one stone does not apply in this case.
I'd rather have Pinky live... under my covers...
Reverse cowboy that is-the only way to ride.
The shlong has no use for guns.
He does have use for some ibuprofen this fine day however.
I thought you were refering to my gun comment, as riding in reverse goes without saying.
And, given his propensities, Dongley likely has some use for a shot of penicillin as well.
I keep my medicine cabinet well stocked with penicillin, AAA batteries and various lubes and ointemnts too numerous to mention.
his propensities lead him to biweekly blood tests, I hope. Please do not discontinue these tests as I will be meeting you soon on some glamorous island, and I can't go a week without sex.
As an international man of leisure I have to say that I am not feeding The Pendulum to every skank that strolls down the beach and gasps in delight at the sight of me in my zebra thong.
The Pendulum has standards.
Although, things do tend to get out of hand at my luau's.
Psychic dumb-dumb, you may feel free to come to The Pendulum at your convenience.
I do expect an invitation to your next luau.
OMG, hairy prison guard and Flamingo have made AMMENDS. A lovely day in blogworld, at least for some.
Now kiss and make up. We need some resident perv action.
Hairy Prison Guard is some cheesey made-up character.
Celebrate the difference in climate...don't dread.
I celebrated the difference in the climate for 34 years....that's enough celebration.
I'm sure it will be a wonderful white christmas.
I'm partial to the white Christmas.
It's good for you...
Flamingo,
You may be shocked to know this, but there is a very large ranch here on Molokai. The ranching business is actually what has allowed me my international man of leisure lifestyle.
At any rate, I'd be happy to have you to my palatial cabana for some roping, branding and riding on the range.
I want to come, however, there must be some bullet control
Do you not like the snow Flamingo?
I've got to go drop off headshots. My father is leaving for three months for Italy on sunday, and I don't even know if I can go and say bye to him, he's not going to be at home tonight. My cousins going to Korea to teach english and my aunt is having an open house for all to say goodbye. We have to attend My husbands nephew's(which is my nephew aswell, but on his side) first b-day party tomorrow. All of this plus x-mas and new years. I think I'm going to go to bed before 12:00pm this New year's eve. This really fucking sucks!
I need a few bottles of wine and a good screw.
*Update*
Just got word from my mother. Got to be at my aunt's on Sunday (xmas eve) to say goodbye to my cousin and I have to be at my in-laws simultaneously. I need to find a way how to morph myself form wizard to omnipresent.
Be still my beating heart.
Sausage?!
good night.
It's sunday my love nuts. God access to a computer w/internet. Gotta go now.
How are your love nuts doing anyway?
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