Friday, January 06, 2006

God's Diabolical Plan To Smite Sharon Thwarted


Don't Bring That Week-Ass Smiting Action In My House!!

God's attempt to smite Sharon fell short today when doctors provided medical procedures to save his life. He is showing improvement and it is my hope his first words when he regains consciousness will be "FUCK YOU PAT ROBERTSON!"

16 Comments:

Blogger MsAmber provided this enlightening comment...

It's all tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

Don't make me SMITE you - God

MsAmber

5:37 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger higher1. provided this enlightening comment...

I don't know what to say. As of lately I've made the decision to embrace "light" and discover my inner child. Pat Robertson, however, is a fuckstick.

Please pay attention to me, it's cold outside.

8:38 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

Pat just says kooky things for ratings.

9:10 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

i bet Sharon's first words will be "I would kill for a bacon sandwich"...

9:21 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Crall, don't suck the pleasure out of Robertson's delciously ignorant rhetoric. If I start to believe that he is just after ratings, then I will not feel compelled to despise him. I prefer this feeling of disgust over my standard apathy.

9:39 PM, January 06, 2006  
Blogger Femi-mommy provided this enlightening comment...

god smited me... right off the blogs of note =(

8:01 AM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Femi, I want you! I want you back. Believe me, I miss HNT!!!

Come back to the realm of the publicly published and I will be pleased to post you on Blogs of Note!!

10:19 AM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

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10:19 AM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

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11:33 AM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger Femi-mommy provided this enlightening comment...

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1:11 PM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger Femi-mommy provided this enlightening comment...

here's the catch though... you can't post it on blogs of note =) my stalkers will get me.

1:12 PM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger higher1. provided this enlightening comment...

Flaming1, thank you for visiting our corner in the blogsphere!

Today we're discussing our feelings!

And I've posted an excercise!

2:37 PM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger Eve provided this enlightening comment...

Mings, mention of the incident has been responded to you-know-where .

By the way flamingo... I am so impressed that you are now attracting the Beastility Crowds! Yahoo

Although, one could consider me one of that crowd, considering my girly fantasies about one well-hung Dongley Schlongford horse... ;)

3:14 PM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Yes, I am pleased to see that I am appealing to the beastiality crowd also. Between Cooter and Higher1, I think I have that market cornered.

7:15 PM, January 07, 2006  
Blogger higher1. provided this enlightening comment...

Hey! We DON'T DO THAT anymore!

The profile photo is just to remind myself of what I came from.

1:04 AM, January 08, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

lol

2:32 PM, January 09, 2006  

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