Thursday, March 02, 2006

Late Evening HNT


You all wish you were (or your husband was) hung like a bird!

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday - late.

Lately there has been some talk from PDD about boiling my bunny. This has inspired our good friend Dongley Schlongford to create yet another fantastic depiction of life in blog-land.

PDD, please do not be offended (and please do not boil my bunny) - I had to share...



It appears that Grant Bailie is not very ashamed any longer...in fact, Grant Bailie appears overjoyed to masturbate on Garrett's smashed guitar. Garrett is unable to defend himself or his guitar as he has been shackled to the wall.

I only wish that I was shackled to the wall. My treatment appears to be significantly more harsh than a friendly "shackling". Popcorn boxers have been hung like a trophy...

...and the bunny is aboil.


Photo credits:

Photo #1 Jungle Jane's Left Tit

Photo #2 - Mystery Artist

54 Comments:

Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I am laughing hysterically!

Dongley, once again you proved to be a genius and a psychic. I often dream of doing that to Pinky.

Why is it Dongley, that I have a knife stabbed in my leg? In the past, I have debated whether to involve myself as a dominatrix by trade, but I was told that there is a lot of training involved so I dropped the idea.

Thank you for confirming Heather Graham Sucks.

Grant:
Congratulations on not having to succumb to the moist towel.

Garrett:
Now you really need to get a new guitar. With pleasure comes pain. I'm sorry for both your losses.

This is brilliant!
I feel privileged to give it to Pinky, hard!

Now, I have to go somewhere... to do something... while thinking about a particular someone...

(seriously).

9:17 PM, March 02, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

The anal beads are a great accessory. Also, I just noticed that Pinky's eyes have popped out of his head and lay on the floor.

Would you like a cigar now, Pinky my love?

You have such a sweet ass.
You are a sweet ass.

It's my turn to give you a pink ass.

Good Night Pinky.

With much love,
PDD.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

10:01 PM, March 02, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

Holy crap, what is my rabbit doing in your pot??! And where is my strap-on - i am surely i was giving PDD one with it earlier?

PDD that picture is hysterical...your dreams will never be the same again...

10:56 PM, March 02, 2006  
Blogger Jim Crall provided this enlightening comment...

That looks like it hurts something fierce.

11:38 PM, March 02, 2006  
Blogger Grant Bailie provided this enlightening comment...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

6:44 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Grant Bailie provided this enlightening comment...

I am not going to dignify this with a comment.


oops.

6:46 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Grant Bailie provided this enlightening comment...

OK, having all ready accidentally dignified this with a comment, let me say that I do not like this reoccuring motif of me masturbating in the corner with a bag over my head. It was just that one time, that one crazy summer.

6:49 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Ranando provided this enlightening comment...

I thought I was a Crazy Fuck.........

8:14 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

I agree Ranando, that first picture is highly distracting.

8:35 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Grant, by "that one crazy summer," do you mean 1988 to 2005?

8:39 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Bloodgood provided this enlightening comment...

Damn, snot is running down my nose, that is fukn awesome!!! Its not often that I blow snot from laughing. I envy your long dong, and the picture is truly scary!

8:52 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

An honest question:
Has anyone here participated in sexual acts/masturbation with anal beads? I have never tried using them and I was just curious?

What exactly do you do with anal beads? Put a few in your anus and let the rest hang? Does it feel good? I am curious.

9:20 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

It would be much easier to demonstrate.

9:22 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger kellywalters provided this enlightening comment...

um.. that scared me

9:25 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

You insert the string, then slowly pull them out during or immediately prior to climax.

Go get some.

9:36 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Once again, this blog has achieved an educational milestone...

Anal Beads for Psychic Dumb-Dumbs.

Damn, I am proud of this body of work. For a moment there, I was concerned that this whole thing had become a trite pandering to low-brow comedy. But now I know that this is providing an important public service.

9:42 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Dongley:
In all honesty I am affraid beads wont fit in my anus. I have never had anal sex... I haven't had much of anything in my anus.

It does sound like it could feel good.

I will run this across my husband tonight. Maybe we'll pick some up in the morning.

9:42 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien provided this enlightening comment...

Who here has found the erin in Dong's new drawing?

I'd also like to inform everyone that Flamingo showed up at an impromptu live chat last night on ErinCam wearing a mask that looks much like the one depicted. He eventually took it off.

Strange, people. Very strange.

9:46 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

PDD,

there are both vaginal as well as anal beads. The beads in the picture would more likely be vaginal beads. Anal beads are smaller....

Get enough Don Julio in ya and you'll shoot 'em up there like a Hoover.

9:50 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Erin:
Yes. I was trying to get in and then after what seemed like a decade I finally got in. Saw you two chatting. You are extremely adorable. Pinky is extremely hot with an adorable smile.

Then I had to go. I will try to make it next time. Perhaps tonight we can all have a sexy party. Dongley you should join. You can teach us sex ed.

Dongley:
I assume you have been in the presence of women inserting both vaginal and anal beads. Could you please tell us more on this subject? Seriously. Honestly. I am curious.

10:05 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Grant Bailie provided this enlightening comment...

PDD, The label on the package of anal beads clearly states that you are not supposed to run them across your husband. At least, not if either of you works in the food industry.

10:06 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I invite anyone else that has experience with anal beads to weigh in on this conversation.

Love em?
Hate em?

Enquiring minds want to know!

10:09 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

Let me know when you and Flamingo get it on. I've got a nice set that I made from coral that I found while snorkeling. I'll ship them to you in Moosejaw.

10:16 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Grant:
That was funny. And what's even more funny is that my husband does work with food.

Everyone:
Yes, please take Pinky's invitation seriously. I would honestly like to discuss this matter.

10:16 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Coral sounds like it might have sharp edges - in my minimal experience with anal beads, I would think that sharp edges would be a bad thing.

Erin, I am also disappointed with your absence in this scene. You should be there, however I am not sure what your role might be. You might be shackled next to Garrett due to your competing paramour status.

10:21 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Pinky:
You are so considerate.

Dongley:
Do you personally use anal beads? An honest question.

10:29 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien provided this enlightening comment...

Flamingo,

This is .. er.. my second post here.

I am fascinated by Grant Bailie's expansive knowledgeable about the instructions listed on packages of anal beads.

10:30 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

I know I pitch them. I try not to catch them. But sometimes I get so cranked on Shangai Sally that who know's what in the hell is happening.

I've had some shifty German tourists in here, I wouldn't put it past them.

10:33 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Dongley:
Exactly how did you get to opt for your way of living?

I love it. I think we need to take pointers from you.

Germans... tell me about it!

ish haba lunsum fikken.

10:42 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Dongley:
Why did you take down your blog?
And where do you really live?

10:42 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

PDD, I am shocked that no one else pointed out that you have quite an enormous arsenal of weaponry in your little love dungeon.

Not many people even own a pair of shackles, much less know how to use them. Not to mention literally shelves full of missle-like tools.

All I saw in the picture on your blog was a chair full of stuffed (and potentially boiled) bunnies.

10:44 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

You know, I came by here over my lunch break hoping to see some more tales of daring-do on the Pacific Coast Highway, and I am greeted by this. I really don't know what to say.

It is like Thunderdome in here today. You all are absolutely off the hook. This is too much. I'm going to go ride my bike.

10:49 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Fog - for you, I will resume the riveting tales of my travels down the PCH.

Because Dongley gave me this wonderful gift, I felt obligated to share it with the world. It was too delicious not to share.

I will resume more intellectually stimulating posts once this one has run its course. One of the things I like about Born to Flock is that you cannot predict what will appear from day to day.

Life is a garden - dig it!

10:54 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

Flamingo, you are to be heartily congratulated for your virility. I know that may seem like a pecuilar compliment since you are getting back-doored by PDD whilst you are bent over a pommel horse.

But you appear to have achieved an erection, your circumstances notwithstanding.

Way to go!!

Now bring back those PCH Chronicles. The tally at the moment is 12 votes for the PCH Chronicles and 10 votes for you heading up to Toronto to get assaulted. Back to the road!!

11:03 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Satan provided this enlightening comment...

this is great stuff

i have a red hot poker going on in my pants right now

pdd i would be happy to help you with the anal beads

is sausage around

maybe you me and sausage can hook up for a threesome bead party

erin the fact that you have been here twice tells me that this subject interests you

you are keeping an eye on this

would you like to learn more

satan would be happy to instruct

flamingo you are one sick fuck

you are mine

hell all of you are mine

11:03 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

You are correct, Garrett. I clearly appear to be enjoying the rogering that is being applied.

I think Dongley has taken a little poetic license in that department - based on my last visit to the doctor, I do not believe that sort of activity would inspire that response. Maybe PDD just has better ass-hammering skills than my doctor - who knows??

Satan, it is always a pleasure when you stop by to use my blog as a pick-up joint. I am also overjoyed at being claimed as yours. I think this may be the first time you have claimed me as yours.

I am honored at achieving this new, new low.

11:11 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

"rogering"?

I'm not familiar with that phrase.

11:35 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

It is Canadian for corn-holing.

11:36 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger drunkbh provided this enlightening comment...

1st picture- OUCH!

11:37 AM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I just got back in the office from "Seduction" an adult sex shop on Yonge st. in Toronto. I have
ordered a missle-like tool that resembles a flamingo to add to my love dungeon.

And yes, Pinky, I do have better ass-hammering skills than your doctor. Perhaps your doctor and myself should switch positions.

Rogering is what we Canadians do a lot during the winter. Partly because it's exhilarating, and partly to pass time.

Garrett:
Thanks for pointing out my inadequacies. I am less than pleased with my ranking.

Erin:
Regarding Grant's shout out of his expanisive knowledge about instructions listed on packages of anal beads... I think Grant wants people to know that his talents are much more diverse and not just limited to utilizing a moist towel.

Pinky:
We all anticipate reading your PCH Chronicles. But let me finish rogering you first.

I have always thought you of all people deserve to have your cake and eat it too.

1:06 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Grant Bailie provided this enlightening comment...

Flamingo: No, that would be that one crazy fortnight.


Erin: I only read the package, which brings me to my next bit of advice regarding anal beads: remove from package before use.

1:35 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger DEATH provided this enlightening comment...

I have come to Collect. Whos' coming with me. You PDD? You Dongley?

Just kidding,

I was looking for Satan, I thought I saw him come in here. Dude, when can I start my weekly show, in Hell. Im waiting to become a team member!! If you want me to keep bringing you souls you better hook me up. THE PEOPLE WANT DEATH. HA HA HA

2:19 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger DEATH provided this enlightening comment...

You can all now go back to your regular schedualed programing!

except you FLAMINGO!!!


Just Kidding HA HA HA

Damn I Kill ME!!!

Where were you anal beads this....vaginal beads that

2:24 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Death, do you really wear Birkenstocks?

2:25 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger YellowSock provided this enlightening comment...

I heard my name...

And I know nothing about anal beads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

8:20 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Zombie Lou provided this enlightening comment...

Lou Reed wishes Lou Reed had blood in his veins again...instead of dusty air.

2:59 PM, March 04, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

Sausage i want my anal beads back. please.

3:39 PM, March 04, 2006  
Blogger YellowSock provided this enlightening comment...

You said they were mine now because of what I did to them Jane. Uh, and those were Mardi Gras beads not anal beads.

5:19 PM, March 04, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Hey Pinky:

Do you realize that you, me, Erin and Janey all started our blogs in October? October is also the month my husband was born.

I think we are beyond David Bowie.

7:05 PM, March 04, 2006  
Blogger Captain Carl provided this enlightening comment...

Arrr....now ay be a big T.V. star like the rest of ya ladd....

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