Friday, February 17, 2006

Horrible Day...Foul Mood

I don't feel like writing tonight. Yet I feel guilty about not posting since Tuesday.

I had an absolutely horrendous day. FLMG1 left me hanging today about a mile from home. I pushed for several blocks trying to get it restarted, but it wouldn't start and I just ended up exhausted.

I walked into my house and mentioned that I was a little bit irritated and set off a battle royale which still rages (if you call being completely ignored raging) at the time of this writing.

Walked home because nobody would answer the phone (nor their cell phones). When I got home, I picked up my truck and went back and spent 40 minutes putting in gas (just in case) and a different battery. Nothing. I think the replacement battery I had was more dead than the one in the bike (long story).

Ended up having to have a tow truck come and haul it to the shop.

Missed my annual performance review at work as a result - no additional stress lumped in there (please read that last section as if it is dripping with sarcasm).

And the net result is that I AM THE ASSHOLE.

For argument sake, let's put the shoe on the other foot...if the queen bee had to go through what I went through this morning...Let's see - oh, yeah, I would still be the asshole.


The biggest oxymoron of them all...Happily Married.

To top it all off, since we DID NOTHING on Valentines Day, we were supposed to celebrate tonight. Needless to say, that has been cancelled.

Happy Valentines Day.


Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

Wait a second - where am I? Is this Nowheregirl's blog?

(Just kidding!)

Here's a jumble identifying my suspicisions:



11:00 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

First, at least you have enough money to tow it to the shop.

But yes, from your description of your day, some MUST HAVE SOME SYMPATHY and not call you an ASSHOLE.

Lets put the shoe on the other foot shall we...?

Listen folks, Pinky should be paid for existing. I've said this before and I will say it again, which I already have.

Let's not call him an asshole okay? I think he deserves a better justification for his day than just ASSHOLE!

Sorry, but I can relate to this sort of stuff as I am called an asshole for simply trying...

11:14 PM, February 17, 2006  
Blogger Bloodgood provided this enlightening comment...

That sucks about your day. "Fuck"
I would be pissed if the scoot just stopped a mile from home, and then I would start crying like a baby. Try not to get to down, Your still the Leader of the Flock baby.

P.S. I had to put the shirts on hold for a bit, we were totally dead and then I got 4 orders in one day and 12 over the course of the week. "Im back in business!"
I'll send you an email about the next step of the shirt process after Im done here.

12:40 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger Jesus Toast provided this enlightening comment...

Does it help if I commiserate with you? You've described my life in that rant pretty close to a "T". Hang in there, if it makes you feel any better, you're invited to an Eddie Money concert in a few months in Michigan, so thats like something to look forward to...

7:23 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger Erin O'Brien provided this enlightening comment...


Best I can do, luv.

9:00 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...


10:08 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

Speaking of wiring, that loan you promised never materialized. WTF?

10:09 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I swear I put a quarter in an envelope and mailed it to you.

10:22 AM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

The check is in the mail.

I've heard that one before. Not as often as "My phone number is xxx-xxxx", but before nevertheless.

1:41 PM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

Sorry to hear that, Flam. I don't want to comment on the "happily married" part. I'm just coming up to my 1st YR anniversary, so I won't pretend to know all the ins and outs.

Things will look up. You're a good guy, and shit, those around know that deep down. You should give your motorbike a talkin to. Threaten it if necessary.

6:46 PM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger Captain Carl provided this enlightening comment...

ARRRR....any news on what be wrong with FLMG1?..............

8:36 PM, February 18, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

fuck dude. you should have spoken up sooner. i would have popped over and given you oral.

oh hang on - you couldn't are married.

well. its the thought that counts, yeah?

2:28 AM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger Shannon provided this enlightening comment...

Geeze now I feel bad =(..

Sorry about your car.. Is it working yet? Did you find the problem? Is the wife still angry? You gotta come back and tell us the answers!! The suspense is killing us!

Hope the weekend was better for you!

8:47 AM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

I think this post would have been materially better had you said "fowl" mood instead of "foul" mood.

With regards to your employment, it does sort of seem like present and on time at your annual employment review would be appropriate and important.

What a bummer!

You should have grabbed a limo. Those things are very reasonably priced in PHX, remember?

11:48 AM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I just want to bring up the comments to 15.

Pinky, I want you!

3:13 PM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger DorianGray1854 provided this enlightening comment...

Well look on the the bright side; things can only get bad to a certain point and then there are only two things that can happen. They get worse or you find the winner.
Good luck you have a fifty, fifty chance!!

3:22 PM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger DorianGray1854 provided this enlightening comment...

I don't realy know what that means, I was just trying to cheer you up, Hope yer week goes better.. Keep on keepin' on!!

3:24 PM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger Eve provided this enlightening comment...

Watch it Garrett... don't rip on NWG. I'm a wicked psycho bitch, remember?! ;)

Masterbate, drink a glass of vino, call it a night sweetie cakes!

8:37 PM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

NWG is my new advisor.

9:33 PM, February 19, 2006  
Blogger The Phoenix provided this enlightening comment...

Sounds like the day from hell. I hope your weekend made up for it, though.

7:36 AM, February 20, 2006  
Blogger MsAmber provided this enlightening comment...

Been there, done that.
How's yer Karma?

I know, you don't want to blame it on the big K, but the cure is easy.

Ring some bells all throughout your house and garage. Paying special attention to the corners.

It scares off the nuisances, and makes you feel better, if not a little silly, for running around ringing bells.

But if you take a chance and do it, you will be rewarded in your marriage and luck.


You do trust me?

6:35 PM, February 20, 2006  

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