Amusing Headlines
Next "Apprentice" to be Shot in Calif.
I'm not sure that execution is the prize most of the applicants are seeking.
Who's Their Daddy? Not Jacko, Ex Says
As if we ever believed it in the first place! C'mon, how stupid is the general public??
Face Transplants Sparks Concerns
...and a furrowed brow. One of the concerns is: exactly whose brow is furrowed???
Bothersome Bed Bugs Bounce Back
Whew...I guess that means we can take them off the endangered species list.
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 10:01 AM
8 Comments:
Too funny...any one who could imagine Jacko as a father is delusional. The guy is asexual at best...
I really loved, "Donald Trump is leaving New York to fire people on the West Coast." I laughed out loud when I read that one.
And of course, asexual Jacko.
I'm tired of hearing the reports of "face off".
As for these bed bugs that bite. Dare I suggest Agent Orange?
PDD, you could suggest Agent Orange but there are two significant problems. The first problem is the obvious carcinogenic effect that Agent Orange appears to have on people. The second, perhaps less obvious problem is that Agent Orange is an exfoliant. It kills plants. They used it in Viet Nam to clear the jungle.
However, it may give bed bugs cancer, thus killing them eventually - provided the bed bugs don't seek out chemo-therapy.
I am aware of all the significant problems you have stated. Yes, it kills plants. And yes, they used it in Vietnam to clear the jungle.
And kill Veitnamese vegitation. They figured why not kill 2 birds with one Orange? And as a result, there are Vietnamese children today whose heads look like conehead and eyes bulging out of their coneheads.
That is why I suggested Agent Orange. Dare I suggest it again??
Love those! I never thought Jacko was anybody's father. For one thing, if you look sorta under the "veils" Jacko puts over his kids faces, those kids are WHITE! They don't look even a little bit "mixed.
Michael Jackson isn't White?!?!
OMG!
MsAmber
Some mouse was just taken off the endangered SUBspecies list.
Guh?
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