Benson Says It All
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 9:02 AM
Monday, January 09, 2006
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- Name: FLAMINGO1
- Location: Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
I really want to start a Saturday morning dodgeball league so that we can pick teams and leave the weak players until last - there really aren't as many opportunities to humiliate your fellow man in adult life.
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10 Comments:
Good grief...This stuff has been going on for decades.
If the CIA/FBI wants to listen in while I order pizza, be my guest.
If they have probable cause and get a warrant and want to listen in while I order pizza, be my guest.
Otherwise, I have the Constitutional right to be free from government interference in my private affairs.
The Constitution is overrated.
I once listened to some Polynesian cartography going on in the spare room of my beach front bungalow.
People should learn to not say things while they get their cartography on.
In other news, I can't find an appropriate replacement for my zebra thong. I've been using a sock for the last few days. It is a dress sock, but still just a sock after all.
I'm going to have to go to Maui probably to find a new one. Damn it all. The Pendulum doesn't like helicopters
bahahahahaha!!!
Oh dear, i pity the poor sod listening in on my calls. I bet he disinfects his ears afterwards...
I am an orgasm provider.
Chris - notwithstanding that I am confident you were being facetious (spelling?), your statement above is painfully outrageous.
Please publish a full retraction as soon as possible.
Incidentally, the Articles of Confederation was a much better document.
The President and his cronies are fond in recent days of smirking and saying something to the effect of, "Hey, if you're innocent (*see: ordering pizza), then you have nothing to worry about, right?" Heheh.
We've got a heck of a lot to worry about.
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