Bloodgood is The Man!
Bloodgood is The Man!
If you have been an avid reader of Born To Flock since its inception, you will recall my prior post concerning the origins of the Pink Flamingo Motorcycle Club. If you have not been an avid reader of Born to Flock since its inception then you must immediately go back and start from the beginning and read everything up through the prior post.
I'll wait....
Ok, by this time, everyone has read this post: Pink Flamingo Motorcycle Club: The Beginning
Bloodgood designed and printed the shirts shown in that entry. I love them. From the day the Pink Flamingo Motorcycle Club was conceived within the folds of my twisted brain, I wanted shirts and Bloodgood hit the nail on the head when I called him and asked him to help put something together.
He runs his own screenprinting business in Portland Oregon and he does fantastic stuff. I have seen many, many samples.
Bloodgood has created the second generation Pink Flamingos Motorcycle Club apparel and I love it. I want to share it with you. Click on the link to his site and check them out!
There have already been requests from Jungle Jane and others...But let me just make it absolutely clear - not everyone is cut out to be a Pink Flamingo. Ask yourself, are you bad enough?
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 12:29 PM
24 Comments:
Hey, I can tie my dick in a knot.
Am I in?
You are SO in!
Yes. Yes I am.
Now, Ranando, if your balls can untie your knoted dick, then I want to be in too.
Wow! FLattery will get you every where!!! Thanks a bunch. Im going to make an order form and put a paypal link on my site. I have never done this before so it may take a couple days, but I will begin work on it tonight.
Keep on FLockin in the Free World!!
I'm pretty damn sure that I'm bad enough.
Drunkbh,
Are you bad enough to untie a knoted dick tangled in with some balls with your tongue? If you can do this, you are bad enough.
*stands on one leg with a pot plant on her head and hopes she is cute enough to be admitted to the club*
fuck. i meant to be bad, not cute. dammit.
I've never tried to untie a knotted dick but I can't imagine any other way than with my tongue.
Look, just in the event that there is more than one way to accomplish this knotted dick untying thing, here is what I propose.
Ranando and I will tie our dicks in knots. Jungle Jane, Drunkbh and PDD will each take turns coming up with different ways to untie them.
You can start with your tongues and we will just see where else it leads.
Just to be clear, if we get anywhere near using a saw, weedwhakcker, hammer or anything else potentially painful, I am out.
It just might be dangerous to allow for the use of the tongue to untie a knotted dick. I don't know about you fellows, but the tongue has a biological impact on my anatomy. A biological impact I might not favor if my appendage was knotted.
This smacks a bit of putting the cart before the horse, or something like that.
I'm SO in!
Garrett, being the analytical realist that he is, has pointed out a couple of obvious problems with the untying scenario.
If tied when flaccid, there is the obvious problem faced when implementing a tongue to do the untying. Self-straightening becomes a certainty and, while in a pretzle-like condition that certainty would be coupled by horrendous pain.
Tying when not in a flaccid state would be like bending a steel girder. It wouldn't be easy nor very comfortable.
Thus, I propose we skip the tying into knots entirely and proceed directly to the tongues.
Garrett, thank you for raising these practical considerations.
I'm SO in!
Pinky, when are you going to take me for a spin on that thing?
PDD, are we still talking about the motorcycle???
I generally keep a shoe horn around for just such things. It's really the most useful thing you can have. Sometimes I wake up with it in a knot, and sometimes it's holding a spoon or something. They're so unpredictable.
Pinky, No. No we're not.
Also, you have to ask yourself:
"And do you feel pinky?"
I'm hoping the answer will be yes.
Jim, you are so right. You just never know what those little guys are going to do while you are sleeping.
I think mine goes out drinking without me sometimes...although he is very much a morning person.
Ummm. I can stand on one leg and sing show tunes.
Having never seen a knotted dick, I'm not sure I would be able to do anything but laugh.
So I'm pretty useless there.
But I do a great "Don't Rain On My Parade" and "Hey Look Me Over".
Can I still be in? I can be the token chubby chick.
MsAmber
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