Tough Day At the Office
I wasn't at the office today - which explains why you didn't hear much from me today. Instead, I attended what is commonly referred to in my industry as "Continuing Legal Education."
This means that I got to spend an entire day sitting in a conference room at the Hilton in downtown Phoenix while listening to "experts" making a presentation on condominium owner's associations. Oh, how they regaled us with ribald tales of different events involving condominium developers and planned community developments. We sat there in our chairs riveted, wanting more, more, more!!!
Oh, and I almost died getting there. Took the bike, some jackass stopped in front of me for no apparent reason. I was following a safe distance, so I was able to come to a stop, but I had to lock up my tires and slide sideways to stop in time. But he waved at me, so that made it OK.
I really have nothing to say. I have lost feeling in my brain. It is numb.
posted by FLAMINGO1 at 8:42 PM
13 Comments:
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Or fewer old coots in pickups.
One more thing Chucky and I think this will be the last, but you never know:
Ding Dong Shlonglord is the best personality you've created thus far. In fact, I am amazed that you could create such a fabuloso character. It must be the "funner" drugs you consume. How did I come to this conclusion you ask? Well, Ding Dong simply makes comments and doesn't draft any blogs on his site... I knew you weren't that prolific.
Psychic,
How could you? As Mr. Dawson will no doubt corroborate, I am no creation of his. I simply don't have a blog because I am too busy trolling for fresh beav to bother with such trivialities. The shlong was around these waters long before Mr. Dawson arrived.
Take a look for yourself.
So much for that map of the Solomon Islands I was making in your honor...
I'm sorry Dongley:( I just wanted to be sure. Also, I didn't think Dumpy Chucky could be that witty, so a large part of me thought ding dong was an original sans schizophrenia
Oh, shut up already Buch tooth Chuck!
Good night pinky. I'm going home.
I missed you today
Going home at 3:17?
Canadian productivity at it's finest!
You need to perfect the art of sleeping with your eyes open. Works great in workshops and church too.
First, I meant to say BUCK TOOTH CHUCK, not BUCH tooth chuck. Once again, sorry for the tragedy.
Second, I did not leave at 3:17 pm yesterday. It was 5:17pm, and usually that is early for me. I work like a horse because I'm European-Canadian. Not purely Canadian. I'm not like the ones way up north who collect welfare and drink, toke, screw their sisters and cousins all day.
I'm up every morning at 4:00am, and get back home aproximately 7, 8, 9, 10 pm. Sometimes we arrive home at midnight... but that's just how I roll...
I'm exhausted. I'm only 28 yrs of age and I have a mortgage to pay. So I hope I've answered all of your questions. And as for curiosities... I could be best described as having the looks of Jeneane Gerafalo, the personality of Erin Brockovich, with a raspy voice of Demi Moore. All of this and I manage to ballance a crystal ball over my head.
redundancy at it's finest:
Dumpy Chucky,
I am most relieved that you do not find me remotely interesting. I wouldn't want someone such as yourself to find anything I write interesting, as that would reflect very poorly on me.
You remain a welfarian bozo in my blog eyes.
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