Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Tough Day At the Office



I wasn't at the office today - which explains why you didn't hear much from me today. Instead, I attended what is commonly referred to in my industry as "Continuing Legal Education."

This means that I got to spend an entire day sitting in a conference room at the Hilton in downtown Phoenix while listening to "experts" making a presentation on condominium owner's associations. Oh, how they regaled us with ribald tales of different events involving condominium developers and planned community developments. We sat there in our chairs riveted, wanting more, more, more!!!

Oh, and I almost died getting there. Took the bike, some jackass stopped in front of me for no apparent reason. I was following a safe distance, so I was able to come to a stop, but I had to lock up my tires and slide sideways to stop in time. But he waved at me, so that made it OK.

I really have nothing to say. I have lost feeling in my brain. It is numb.

22 Comments:

Blogger NowhereGirl provided this enlightening comment...

AHHH, CE... I have to endure the same bi-annual torture. Sucks! I almost busted a fucking GUT when I saw that pic. Funniest thing I have seen all day. Will steal it when I am finishing my CE in the Spring!

Glad that you are ok... now go jerk off to Jane Jetson and thaw baby-cakes..... ;-)

10:42 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Complete Game provided this enlightening comment...

Sorry your cle sucked. Move to Nebraska. We don't have any cle requirement. I reckon we trust our small-town assayers to keep fresh on the law.

On the topic of near accidents, Burmood and I were coming back from lunch last week and saw a pickup truck lodged dead in the middle of an Arby's on Dodge. Some befuddled-looking suspender-wearing old coot (likely an Iowan)backed his rig right into the joint--and just kept on going. No one was hurt. The OWH article about it said that most people kept eating and didn't break a sweat. One dude reached over the truck to refill his pop. Sounds so Lost Boys (the last scene where grandpa drives into the home killing the head vampire).

7:17 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

Ahh Omaha. Perhaps if they had a few more Starbucks, these types of things wouldn't happen.

7:46 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

The Blue Man Group is Non-Union

8:40 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Or fewer old coots in pickups.

8:41 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

From what I've seen, that's all there is there.

9:05 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

One more thing Chucky and I think this will be the last, but you never know:

Ding Dong Shlonglord is the best personality you've created thus far. In fact, I am amazed that you could create such a fabuloso character. It must be the "funner" drugs you consume. How did I come to this conclusion you ask? Well, Ding Dong simply makes comments and doesn't draft any blogs on his site... I knew you weren't that prolific.

9:38 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

Psychic,

How could you? As Mr. Dawson will no doubt corroborate, I am no creation of his. I simply don't have a blog because I am too busy trolling for fresh beav to bother with such trivialities. The shlong was around these waters long before Mr. Dawson arrived.

Take a look for yourself.

So much for that map of the Solomon Islands I was making in your honor...

10:08 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I'm sorry Dongley:( I just wanted to be sure. Also, I didn't think Dumpy Chucky could be that witty, so a large part of me thought ding dong was an original sans schizophrenia

10:21 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger lula provided this enlightening comment...

You are so cool

1:21 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger Chuck Dawson provided this enlightening comment...

dumb-dumb,
speaking of witty, what's the deal with you cutting and pasting the same boring comments on every log you visit?
The character "Linda Maloney" was actually based on a friend of mine named Lisa. Lisa could be very redundant at times and jokes were usually pretty stale. Anyway, that just popped into my head for some reason:)

BTW- this is me being friendly.

Oh well, I have to go think about apologizing to some Australians.

3:00 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger Chuck Dawson provided this enlightening comment...

Kelly D is not mine.

3:02 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Oh, shut up already Buch tooth Chuck!

3:17 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Good night pinky. I'm going home.

I missed you today

3:17 PM, November 16, 2005  
Anonymous flaming1 provided this enlightening comment...

Going home at 3:17?
Canadian productivity at it's finest!

3:38 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger The Phoenix provided this enlightening comment...

You need to perfect the art of sleeping with your eyes open. Works great in workshops and church too.

7:34 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

First, I meant to say BUCK TOOTH CHUCK, not BUCH tooth chuck. Once again, sorry for the tragedy.

Second, I did not leave at 3:17 pm yesterday. It was 5:17pm, and usually that is early for me. I work like a horse because I'm European-Canadian. Not purely Canadian. I'm not like the ones way up north who collect welfare and drink, toke, screw their sisters and cousins all day.

I'm up every morning at 4:00am, and get back home aproximately 7, 8, 9, 10 pm. Sometimes we arrive home at midnight... but that's just how I roll...

I'm exhausted. I'm only 28 yrs of age and I have a mortgage to pay. So I hope I've answered all of your questions. And as for curiosities... I could be best described as having the looks of Jeneane Gerafalo, the personality of Erin Brockovich, with a raspy voice of Demi Moore. All of this and I manage to ballance a crystal ball over my head.

7:55 AM, November 17, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

redundancy at it's finest:

Dumpy Chucky,

I am most relieved that you do not find me remotely interesting. I wouldn't want someone such as yourself to find anything I write interesting, as that would reflect very poorly on me.

You remain a welfarian bozo in my blog eyes.

7:59 AM, November 17, 2005  
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