Monday, November 14, 2005

TV Milfs

Here is my the top ten Television Mothers I'd Like to F:

10. Carol Brady - cute 70s hair and bod - would have scored higher but a little uptight.

9. June Cleaver - pearl necklace; 'nuff said.

8. Ann Romano - loved that little red head and her smokin' hot daughter, Barbara.

7. Carol Foster - (Suzanne Sommers) is Step by Step-a-licious.

6. Shirley Partridge - c'mon get happy; c'mon get lucky!!

5. Betty Rubble - It would be easy to resort to some Flintstone's platitude like "I'd like to make her Bedrock" but I have far too much respect for this dark haired, dark eyed beauty.

4. Weezy Jefferson - you know she could get her freak on.

3. Samantha Stevens - I'd like to perform some magic and make that nose twitch!

2. Elyse Keaton - I'd Family Tie her up and...


AND NOW FOR THE NUMBER 1 Television Sitcom MILF!!!!!


1. Jane Jetson - I have been spanking it to Jane for 30 years and will probably do so until Spacely Space Sprockets goes out of business.

18 Comments:

Blogger NowhereGirl provided this enlightening comment...

Even I would fuck Jane Jetson... ;-)

12:38 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger BadGod provided this enlightening comment...

Jane jetson was ok.

I like that Samantha.

Wiggle that nose!!

Wiggle it, you fuckin' whore!

Just like that.......yeah........good girl.....huh?

4:14 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

I bet Jane Jetson has some great space age sex toys. I would enjoy drawing a map of the milky way on her.

7:05 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

June Cleaver had a nice rack, but I am conflicted as to whether or not she would be a wildcat or a stiff en flagrante.

7:07 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

My Dear Flocker,

Since you've been an enormously great sport at rolling with all of my bashings, you get 1 billion points.

Also, as I hope you already know, I am kidding around with all of my bashings. I realize confessing to these sins are ruining the fun, but I do really want you to know I have the utmost respect for the flock. I didn't want you to confuse what I say with "kidding on the square". If you are not familiar with this term, please refer to Al Franken.

I have to admit, my soft spot for pinky is to blame for this disasterous tell-all. Yes guys, it's true, I do have a soft spot for pinky. Call it genetically encoded female behavior if you will, but those are the facts. I have evolved from blog bride to over protective blogger mother flocker. And although I will continue to properly bash you, pinky, I do it with love, respect, and concern. I will be pinky's comment steward. If I feel as though anyone gets too out of line with pinky, be prepared for the mother flocker with the pink whip.

Erin, he's all yours.

All the blogger love one could contain,

Psychic Dumb-Dumb.

7:18 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Betty Boop??

7:53 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Pinky,

Your beauty and wit has ruined my foul behavior. Thanks a lot Pinky.

10:11 AM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Drea provided this enlightening comment...

uh... huh....

1:44 PM, November 15, 2005  
Anonymous one tough summbitch provided this enlightening comment...

Flamingo - you forgot to include Drea. I think that's what she means.

2:01 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Pinky, chuck/linda/i don't remember the rest quite honestly, has spawned another personality: kelly d.

I'm glad that we have all figured out the whole Purvis disaster. I no longer have the energy to say anymore to these juvenile delinquents. That's my story... and I guess... "The real deal".

(I just copied and pasted what I just left on Erin's site, because I wanted you to know this info as well, and was too lazy to retype the whole nonsense.)

Have a good night Pinky.

I'm going home now.

Cheers!

3:21 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Oh, okay one more thing. I forget all the silly personalities that are a part of this silly purvis game, but is Omar one in the same??

3:25 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Chuck Dawson provided this enlightening comment...

Kelly d. is not one of mine, actually.

3:29 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger Chuck Dawson provided this enlightening comment...

Juvenile? I'm older than you, little girl, but not by much.
PS- I thought we were going to be friends now? Why are you still talking shit? Jeesh, you can lead a jack-ass to water...

3:35 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger The Phoenix provided this enlightening comment...

Carol Brady? nah...she doesn't have enough Wesson-ality.

Jane Jetson's quite the hottie, that's for sure.

8:03 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Was I being lumped in with the Purvis gang? I am honored.

I am not from Purvis, but I must say that I find the Town of Purvis to be most endearing and full delightful characters. I am disgusted by those of you who find joy in Crusher's death (Mizrashae, shame on you!)

I am not anyone else but Flamingo1. I spend too much time on this shit as it is!

8:40 PM, November 15, 2005  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

P.S. Nowheregirl - it totally turned me on when you said that you would fuck Jane Jetson. Leave your husband and let's run away on FLMNG1.

8:41 PM, November 15, 2005  
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