Wednesday, January 11, 2006

How Would Alito Rule?


Pregnant/HOV Lane

That's right - Arizona courts have ruled that a fetus is not a "Person" - at least not when you are attempting to drive in the carpool lane.

I am hoping that this gets appealed. Wouldn't you love to see a traffic ticket make it to the Supreme Court?

30 Comments:

Blogger Ranando provided this enlightening comment...

I hate those Baby Onboard signs.

Like I'm going to change the way I drive because some Fuck forgot to use a condom, ya right.

The Ranando Report

9:47 AM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I had a dream about you last night. I have posted it on my blog.

I thought this kind of traffic ticket has already made it to the Supreme Court.

10:46 AM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I just went to Prison Plungers sight, Didn't realize I missed so much. I am sure he will delete the comment I left him, so I wanted to leave it here for you to see.

Well, that sucks. I just arrived here. It's Jan 11/06 and I missed all of Pinky's delicious comments. They have all been deleted by a prison plunger.

Pinky, just for the record, I already spread my legs for you. Drea is a lazy fuck.

11:57 AM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

Yeah, but I'd want a better judge to hear the case. Our supreme court is quickly starting to look like the board at Focus on the Family.

12:24 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger MsAmber provided this enlightening comment...

Question:
How did it turn out at Lacy's trial. Did he get two counts of murder or what?
MsAmber

1:11 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger MsAmber provided this enlightening comment...

Ah. HOV lane issues.
I avoid the HOV lane because I have no idea where it dumps out.
It splits off from the main highway and then just disappears.
I think it's a black hole, and the people who get on it are never seen again.
"Hellbound Occupied Vehicles".
MsAmber

1:25 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

But you can agree that dropping drivers down into a blackhole reduces traffic - right?

1:29 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

And may cause accidents.

This happens when my husband drops down into the blackhole while he drives.

2:07 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

Are you implying that you get your salad tossed while driving?

I like it.

2:20 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

TT - do a google image search on "salad tossing" you will love the tools they use to accomplish that these days.

2:33 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Yes. I like it too. It's wonderful.

Of course, it's easier if I drop down into the blackhole, that is the one eyed monster. While the potential for accidents are still high, they are significantly lower than succumbing to the blackhole.

2:34 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

i have one of those jesus fish things on my car even though i don't believe that there is a jesus-dude. and i have a Baby On Board sticker although i loathe children. I also have a sticker that says "i swallow cock". i like to confuse people.

3:03 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger MsAmber provided this enlightening comment...

I've never had the guts to get in the HOV lane. I heard it has restricted exits. I've just never wanted to try it.
I went to NYC when I was a teenager, fresh off the farm. I drove across the G.W. Bridge, the Little Throgsneck? The Big Throgsneck? and on over to Long Island. I got stuck UNDER the BQE and the QE intersection, and found myself driving into a great big cemetary. I totally got spooked.
I couldn't turn around and I just kept getting further and further in. Finally I came upon a Police Station (in the middle of the cemetary) I went inside and had a total breakdown. I was blubbering and bawling and hysterical.
I got a police t-shirt and a personal escort out of the city.
MsAmber

3:36 PM, January 11, 2006  
Blogger The Phoenix provided this enlightening comment...

Do they still make those Baby Onboard signs???

I guess blow up dolls don't count as another passenger either.

1:51 PM, January 12, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Good night handsome man.

3:01 PM, January 12, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

Hey, I'm looking for Drea. If you see her around hit me up and shit.

8:16 PM, January 12, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Jesus Christ, why won't you ever leave me alone!?

Drea doesn't come around much anymore. It's the only way that she can resist my charms.

10:21 PM, January 12, 2006  
Blogger Jim Crall provided this enlightening comment...

I'm going to be in your area starting Sunday, for three weeks. Phoenix rocks.

10:44 PM, January 12, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

I've got my eye on you, Flaming1.

I like you.

I like you a lot.

12:11 AM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

I'd be interested to know if the 2 of you DO meet up when Jim rolls into Phoenix.

Flamingo, did you read my response to Jerome? I've been there.

12:20 AM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger HighMaintenanceHussy provided this enlightening comment...

Holy crap! Jesus has started posting comments. I wonder when the Holy Trinity is gonna set up its own blogspot. I've got the perfect promotional tool--free communion wafers and wine to the first five visitors.

4:12 AM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Confidential to everyone:

Everyone now move over to Pheonix's blog and read his most recent post: "Head of the Class part 2).

1:04 PM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I'll talk to you on Monday.

Have a good weekend love nuts. I would cuddle them, you know?

3:35 PM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger Jesus Toast provided this enlightening comment...

Man there are so many poeple around here now I no longer feel comfortable being myself...chances are this is going to make it all the way to Alito's lap, and we'll see if it is fact legal to have an abortion while in the car pool lane.

6:24 PM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Jesus loves me this I know,
for on my blog he told me so.
Little ones to him belong,
they are weak but he is strong.

YES JESUS LOVES ME...YES JESUS LOVES ME!!

Crall, Jerome kicks ass.

Jim Crall - we need to meet up for a beer...or 12.

Sunday I am making a run down to Mexico to buy cigars, pottery and sculptures of pigs humping. But I'm here. We'll have to select somewhere to meet sometime!

11:28 PM, January 13, 2006  
Blogger Satan provided this enlightening comment...

i came from nowhere girls site

i see some familiar faces and those faces will be mine

fucking - mine
condoms - ribbed are mine
abortions - mine
spreading legs - mine
hellbound occupied vehicles - duh
tossing salad - mine
swallowing cock - one of my favorites
blowup dolls - mine
nut cuddling - mine

why is jesus here

jesus does not love you flaming1 i read some of your stuff and you will soon be coming to live the rest of eternity with me

i saw your tombstone

see you soon

pigs humping - mine
cigars - mine

jesus christ i command you to go somewhere else because these people are not coming to your side

and stop stealing my recruiting techniques

12:29 AM, January 14, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

I was passing through and noticed satan and shit.

I thought I bitch slapped that piece of shit and sent him packing for good... guess not.

Don't worry, he's all bark and no bite. Just denounce him and he can't fuck with you.

He thinks everything cool is his, but the devil is a liar.

I am rockin'... not satan.

1:58 PM, January 14, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Dear Jesus Christ and Satan,

Please take your Good V. Evil battles elsewhere. Might I suggest Hairy Prison Guard's blog?

3:11 PM, January 14, 2006  
Blogger Femi-mommy provided this enlightening comment...

yes - this blog is obviously the property of pan

(to all those who have read jitterbug perfume i want you to extra appreciate that)

10:20 PM, January 14, 2006  
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