Sunday, January 15, 2006

Return From the Foreign Land

The trip to Mexico was incredible. Marquez, Daughter and Flamingo1 spent an absolutely phenomenal day on the road.



Crossing the border into Nogales, Sonora, Mexico


Mandatory tourist fare.


On the way home, we stopped at Picacho Peak, Arizona to feed the ostriches.



Jesus Christ, look out! These bastards are mean as hell.

...and then we rode off into the beautiful Arizona sunset just like John Wayne.

I smoked a cuban cigar, bought a beautiful bottle of tequila and a new mexican blanket. Marquez bought a Mexican wrestling mask (I already have one), a pancho and a new hat. Daughter REALLY REALLY wanted a knockoff purse but they wouldn't come down to the amount she had in her budget. She still had a blast.

55 Comments:

Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

Hey, Cool photos. The ostriches are a mean bird.

Jim is in your neck of the woods and wants you to email him. go to his profile and he has it listed.

I like the sunset photo especially.

10:33 PM, January 15, 2006  
Blogger Eve provided this enlightening comment...

Will you adopt me?

11:13 PM, January 15, 2006  
Blogger jungle jane provided this enlightening comment...

did you bring me back any drugs?

12:27 AM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger TheBlogSnob provided this enlightening comment...

Ah the wonders of Mexico! How I long for the days of watching a good donkey show......

Anyway, I am happy to say that I think with a little more work and less crappy posting you could well on your way to being on the "list".

Wow, that was a long sentence!

4:29 AM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

You mean, you don't buy your daughter everything under the sun?

How old is she?

Just curious... I've always pictured you wife to have blond/dirty blond hair. I noticed your daughter has light hair. Does she colour it or is it natural? Actually I just remembered your leg hairs in the foot photo you posted in the past. They are light, so your daughter could have light hair without your wife having to necesarily be blond. Or you could both be dark brunettes and your daughter could have taken after your grandparents/greatgrandparents who could very well be light haired, etc, etc...

7:50 AM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

Tequila! Now you're speakin' my language!

Well I gotta run, I've been chasin' the devil all over the net all day long. Bitch owes me money from tgifridays and shit the other night.

peace be with you.

11:51 AM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

PDD - I do not buy her anywhere near everything she wants. She has expensive taste. She wants Coach purses and other designer crap.

I don't remember what kind of knockoff purse it was but it had the little LV symbols all over it.

Jesus, I am always happy to see you over here. Come again any time!

The tequila was $30/bottle in Mexico - 100% blue agave tequila. The good stuff. I took a few samples while making the purchase.

I think this Jesus fellow would really enjoy Nogales.

By the way, PDD - I have brown hair with many touches of gray (after all I am old). My wife has dark dark brown hair - nearly black without a touch of gray and she does not dye it. I don't know how she gets away from aging and I don't. Fortunately, I do it gracefully.

My daughter does highlights, I think. I'm a man, I am not supposed to listen to those sorts of things - especially while SportsCenter is on.

12:33 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger The Velvet Fog provided this enlightening comment...

Hopefully, you didn't forget to listen to a little Ballad of the Three Amigos while you were down in Old Mexico.... El Guapo and what not.

12:41 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

I played the Three Amigos for my son the other day. He sneered a little bit, but I could tell the pain of his jealousy was consuming him.

12:56 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I have always loved many touches of grey. My husband has touches of grey, and many in his facial hair. He's 34 yrs. He's a babe. Have I ever mentioned people call him brad pitt, but he's actually better looking than brad pitt? He is dreamy. But so are you, Pinky. You still turn my crank... way up... I can't stop!

It must be said though, that Clive Owen takes the cake. I just wish it were mine.

I missed you Pinky. Am I insane for having thought of you this weekend??

1:32 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Well, your daughter seems to be pretty. I'm surprised Shlonglord hasn't been by to spread the word in the name of cartography. I don't think it's appropriate to test your sense of humour at this point. You've already proven to have one.

So this is for you Shlonglord: Pinky's daughter seems to be a sweet and pretty young lady with expensive taste. Leave it at that.

(Sorry Pinky, I just got a strong sense that Shlonglord might say something out of bounds. Having taken the role of mother flocker and all, I had to say something as a pre-warning. I have maternal instincts for you, Pinky, as well as hard core desires I just can't shake with cold water.

2:13 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger The Phoenix provided this enlightening comment...

They wouldn't come down in price on a knockoff purse??? What the hell? Was her budget $1?

You could buy a mexican blanket and mask for about $5. Stuff is so cheap down there.

2:51 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

Did somebody say touch of grey?

I haven't done LSD since Jerry died.
I don't see him around much these days either, he mostly just keeps to himself. However he does make to all of the angels/minions softball games.

Oh well, just droppin' by to rest my feet for a second and I gotta run.
Bill's disappeared again and he's got my pills... that and I have to come up with something to write about tonight as the blogsnob is like, totally busting my balls and shit.

Peace.

3:04 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Satan provided this enlightening comment...

jesus christ i see jerry all the time

ill tell him you said hello

in fact i could invite him out for tots at sonic if you want

jerry loves tots bloomin onions and any other fried vegetable item

although he prefers his mushrooms fresh

3:55 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Nice to hear from both Jesus Christ and Satan...however the segue seemed a little contrived.

These guys strike up a conversation about Jerry Garcia based on the word gray and then chit chat. Don't you guys have your own sites on which to chat.

Nowhere Girl - I just noticed that you asked me to adopt you. I cannot adopt you. It isn't for the reasons that you think however.

The reason is that if I adopted you, then I couldn't fantasize about nailing you. Adoption would make you my child and banging your child is wrong...unless you ask Satan.

Phoenix - they wanted $200 for the damn knockoff purse to begin with...then they almost immediately dropped down to $100. She offered $60. It was a very good knockoff. He wouldn't come down to $60.

He kept telling us that in the U.S. you would pay $800 or $1000 for such a purse.

I thought it the entire time but I never said the words "Yes, if it was a REAL ____"

I can't remember what it was supposed to be. It had little LVs all over it. Can anyone help me out?

Hey Satan - why not visit Drea or Toilet Bowl. Or better yet, Jesus should deliver a sermon to Drea and Toilet Bowl.

4:57 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Jim Crall provided this enlightening comment...

Dude, I'm totally going. I've always wanted a Mexican wrestling mask.

5:06 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger Eve provided this enlightening comment...

Come and get it Daddy... ;)

(this is SO wrong, even for me) ~giggle~

5:59 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger garrett provided this enlightening comment...

LV is Louis Vuitton, I think. You are probably just trolling. But I'll bite because I am extremely friendly and gullible.

6:48 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Who's your daddy, Nowhere Girl?!

10:19 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

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10:19 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Garrett, thank you. Louis Vuitton is correct.

10:20 PM, January 16, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

For crying out loud! When are you going to fantasize about me, Pinky? You've never alluded that you have. I'm bloody jealous. I fantasize about you almost every night. No wait, EVERY NIGHT! And you're off fantasizing about others. That's all fine and good, but please include me in the mix.

7:17 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

What up Pink? Sorry about the boring chit chat on you site between me and the prince of darkness and shit.
He follows me around everywhere.

There are some people saying that we're same person, I believe you may suspect this yourself, but I can assure you that we are in fact seperate entities.

I swear to dad and shit.

10:02 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger crallspace provided this enlightening comment...

PDD, you've never posted a picture of yourself... what does Flamingo have to rely on when beating it?

10:07 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Crall is absolutely correct, PDD!

I need some good material to use for fantasizing. even a little HNT showing bits and pieces would work.

We don't need to see your face or otherwise have access to your identity...but a nipple would give me the ammunition needed to fire a shot across your bow - if you know what I'm saying!

11:12 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Jesus Christ, have I ever said anything suggesting that you are the same person as Satan?

I really don't mind you hanging out here, I was just giving you guys shit because you showed up here on the entry about my family trip to Mexico and started discussing Jerry Garcia and LSD. If the subject matter would have been Jesus or cute bunnies I would have suspected that you were Drea.

Jesus - don't you think PDD should share a few body parts with us? A nipple perhaps?

11:15 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Yes, I know what you are saying Pink. Once I get the internet up and running at home, I will post something to the likes of what you have described. I must admit, I sort of fear being a little free spirited with this upcoming project; Erin O'Brien knows my legal name and address. When I become a house hold name in the screenwriting department, I may regret having posted what I intend to post. Do you see what I'm saying?

I need JC'S light and Satans guidence.

11:47 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

... And you, Pinky, in me...

11:48 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Pinky, if you know what's good for you, you'll add this guy to your blogs of note:

http://blogpdx.blogspot.com/

11:53 AM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Cooter provided this enlightening comment...

C'mon honey, show up your boobies. I'll show you my big 'ol hillbilly cock.

1:09 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

While you would cream your pants at the sight of my boobies, I suspect that I would laugh out loud to see your hillbilly cock.

Besides, I like the jiz to shoot on my boobies, not trickle down the shaft.

No offense cooter, that's just the way I roll...

1:28 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

Me Likey.

2:05 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Shlonglord, If your Jiz trickled down your shaft, it would be 2026 before it would hit your balls.

2:05 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Me likey too.

2:06 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

I love the way you capitalize Jiz.
My Jiz never runs down my shaft.
I've soiled many a pillow with renderings of Indonesia that shot right over the intended canvass.

Satan can tell you all about it.

2:11 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

I don't need to ask Satan. I take your word for it. But please note that I never suggested that your Jiz trickles down your shaft. I just said IF your Jiz trickled down your shaft. But of course I am wise to know this never occurs.

2:16 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Now shlonglord, have you ever been told you taste funky?

2:17 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger Dongley Shlongford provided this enlightening comment...

My maps taste like vanilla.
Again, Satan can tell you all about it after the unfortunate 'incident' we had the other night when he showed up at one of my luau's.

I accidentally shot him. He didn't seemed phased by it. I thought he was going to give me the hot poker treatment, but he just said, 'MMM. Vanilla'.

2:22 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Oh, that's why his face looks the way it does. I get it now.

Well, I would love to try your vanilla, but unfortunately, I cannot cheat on Pinky. How about you get Pinky's permission first. Then we can do the deed.

How the hell am I going to manage squirting anything out of that giant member of yours? I cannot sit on it. I cannot wrap my mouth around it. You know Shlonglord, a lot of guys would look at you and say, 'damn, that guy is a lucky bastard', but I don't think you feel so lucky, unless you only court the women who can manage this enormous duty. Much like the women in those pornos... the ones with the chicken skin flappin all about. If that is the case, then you are a lucky pig in shit. Or a whole lucky donkey.

2:36 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

I totally agree Pink!

PDD, I invite you to come party at my place tonight where I will subject you to many pleasures and help you learn to let your inhabitions go and shit.

peace be with you.

2:50 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger J to the fucking C provided this enlightening comment...

I'm sorry I talked about drugs and Jerry on you family vacation post.

Can you forgive me?
get it?

I just asked you to forgive me and shit.

2:52 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

Dude, your shits like totally awesome and shit.

3:14 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger TheBlogSnob provided this enlightening comment...

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11:11 PM, January 17, 2006  
Blogger BadGod provided this enlightening comment...

Hello? Can we get another post....I mean if you're not busy.

Some people have no sense of priorities.
(Yes I spelled that wrong. It's like art or something.)

4:20 AM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger HighMaintenanceHussy provided this enlightening comment...

I'm with Jane. Where's my 'ludes?

Audio post with your name in it. Cause I likes to give the people what they want.

6:28 AM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

DONGLEY HAS A BLOG!
DONGLEY HAS A BLOG!
DONGLEY HAS A BLOG!
DONGLEY HAS A BLOG!

12:40 PM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger PDD provided this enlightening comment...

That announcement comes complete with request to add Shlonglord to Blogs of Note.

12:44 PM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger crabcake provided this enlightening comment...

Looks like a good time to me.

I missed out on my trip to Mexico. The better half came back loaded down with all kinds of good stuff he'd picked up for next to nothing.

Ostriches. Did I ever tell you (I'm sure I didn't since this is my first time over) But we went to a tomato festival once and a fella there was serving Ostrich burgers. I begged my friend Fred not to order one. He eats any animal that will get a rise out of me. When the guy gave him the burger he told him that Ostrich's are harder than hell to kill. Said they really put up a fight and it gets real ugly. I have to say, if somebody was trying to make me into a burger, I'd put up a fight too.

Now the one at the zoo who tried to remove my thumb...that's a whole other story.

Sunset photo was awesome.

Nice trip, Pink. Glad you guys had a good time.

Do you mind if I link you over at my place? It's cool if you don't but I thing you've got a nice sight so....let me know.

1:32 PM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger crabcake provided this enlightening comment...

I also thinK you have a cool site.

Sorry, I have a spelling handycap. sigh.

1:34 PM, January 18, 2006  
Blogger FLAMINGO1 provided this enlightening comment...

Link away crabcake!!!!

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